Dear Monika,
monitoring posts of my home, Barbara, on the blog, I feel a morbid pleasure in describing the punishment to which it is subjected. Going on like this, instead of sinking with shame for having deserved punishment, may even demand to be taken with the cellphone so you can put the movie on youtube! I have therefore established a registry where you write down the disciplinary infractions, the scores of retribution and punishment to which Barbara is submitted. The reconstruction was done from memory but it seems pretty complete. However, as we discussed and nettles in the spring, will soon have to go naked to pick nettles to make an excellent risotto with nettles.
Greetings.
Lucia